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Blinkers, Shopping Carts and Speakerphone People: Our Biggest Pet Peeves

Pet Peeves — The Absurdists S3 E4 with Brandi Mastrud and Marlo Anderson

Are you the problem? Brandi Mastrud and Marlo Anderson run through the pet peeves everybody has and nobody admits to, from people who never use a blinker to the shopping cart theory and speakerphone calls in public.

Secret Snacks, Sleep Divorce and the Toilet Paper War: The Absurdities of Living Together

Living Together — The Absurdists S3 E3 with Brandi Mastrud and Marlo Anderson

Who’s hiding snacks in your house? Brandi Mastrud and Marlo Anderson dig into the absurdities of living together, from secret snack stashes and sleep divorce to the toilet paper war.

Potato Mail, Rent-a-Chicken and Cryonics: The Weirdest Subscriptions

Weird Subscriptions — The Absurdists S3 E2 with Brandi Mastrud and Marlo Anderson

Would you pay to get a potato in the mail every month? Brandi Mastrud and Marlo Anderson rank the weirdest real subscription services, from rent-a-chicken to cryonics.

Tip Screens, $8 Greeting Cards and Oat Milk Upcharges: Everyday Absurdities

Everyday Absurdities — The Absurdists S3 E1 with Brandi Mastrud and Marlo Anderson

Why does a greeting card cost $8 now? Brandi’s Season 3 debut tackles tip screens, oat milk upcharges and more.

Meet Brandi: Red Lights, Self-Checkout and the Absurdity of Waiting

Meet Brandi — The Absurdists S2 E10 with Marlo Anderson and Brandi Mastrud

Season 2 wraps by welcoming Brandi Mastrud, plus red lights, self-checkout and the absurdity of waiting.

Bloodletting, Mummy Powder and a Whale Hotel: Absurd Medical Practices of the Past

Absurd Medicine — The Absurdists S2 E9 with Marlo Anderson and Justin Cancilliere

Bloodletting for fevers, holes drilled in skulls and powdered mummy for wounds: medicine’s most absurd past cures.

Mailed Kids, Bat Bombs and a Headless Chicken: 25 Absurd Moments in U.S. History

Absurd U.S. History — The Absurdists S2 E8 with Marlo Anderson and Ginger G

Parents once mailed their kids, a bank was shipped by parcel post, and the CIA tried to turn a cat into a spy.

DIY, But Why? Homemade Butter, a $7,000 Laser and 40 Birdhouses

DIY, But Why? — The Absurdists S2 E7 with Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson

Mary makes the case for homemade everything, from butter to 40 birdhouses. Marlo asks: but why?

Products Named After Places: Cheddar, Tuxedos and Chicken, Alaska

Products Named After Places — The Absurdists S2 E6 with Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson

Is cheddar a place? Yes. Marlo quizzes Mary on everyday products named after real spots on the map.

Two Truths and a Lie: Cube-Shaped Poop, Sticky Rice and Diamond Rain

Two Truths and a Lie — The Absurdists S2 E5 with Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson

Wombats really make cube-shaped poop. But do flamingos turn neon blue? Mary brings a game.

Best Boys, Gaffer Tape and Jello Zombies: The Absurd Movie Business

The Absurd Movie Business — The Absurdists S2 E4 with Nolan Johnson and Marlo Anderson

What does a best boy actually do? Filmmaker Nolan Johnson decodes the absurd lingo of the movie business.

Observe the Absurd: Expiring Water, Sleep Scores and Tip Screens

Observe the Absurd — The Absurdists S2 E3 with Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson

Why does bottled water expire? Marlo brings a list of everyday absurdities, from sleep scores to tip screens.

Not-So-Urgent Care: When Customer Service Goes Out to Lunch

Not-So-Urgent Care — The Absurdists S2 E2 with Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy

What do you do when urgent care closes for lunch mid-emergency? Mary’s story kicks off a look at customer service fails.

Manufacturer Not Responsible for Flights Attempted

Warning Labels Gone Wild — episode cover art

Fishing lures, frozen pizza and Superman capes all needed warning labels. Somehow.

From Orbit to Outrageous: The Absurdity of Technology Takes Flight

The Absurdists podcast cover art

In a simulcast with The Tech Ranch, Marlo and Mary dig into stranded astronauts and technology’s most absurd moments.

Curtains, Curses, and Coded Chaos: An Absurdist Odyssey

Curtains, Curses, and Coded Chaos episode cover art

Theater superstitions, digital mishaps and offbeat cultural quirks that redefine what it means to be absurd.

Absurd Origins: The Stories Behind Everyday Sayings

Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson — The Absurdists

Raining cats and dogs? Kick the bucket? The strange origins of sayings we use every day.

The Absurdity of Numbers: From Friday the 13th to Missing Donuts and Decimal Mishaps

The Absurdity of Numbers episode cover art

Friday the 13th, odd speed limits and missing donuts: what happens when numbers get a little too absurd.

Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza: Unraveling the Mandela Effect

Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza — Mandela Effect episode cover art

Darth Vader never said “Luke, I am your father.” When our collective memory plays tricks on us.

Autocorrect Fails, Graffiti Tales, and Velvet Confessions: The Absurdists Unleashed

Autocorrect Fails episode cover art

Autocorrect fails, absurdist graffiti and a few velvet confessions in a wild ride with Marlo and Mary.

Walking Down Memory Lane: Nostalgia, Humor, and Absurdity

Walking Down Memory Lane episode cover art

A stroll through once-popular fads and phenomena that look pretty absurd in hindsight.

The Most Absurd World Records You Never Knew Existed

Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy discussing record-breaking achievements

Who holds the record for balancing a running lawnmower on their chin? The weirdest world records ever set.

From Big Macs to Bless You: Laughing Through the World’s Weird Rituals

Rituals of the Absurdists

Why do sneezes get a “bless you”? The world’s weird rituals, customs and habits.

Unraveling the Absurd: Exploring 10 Mind-Bending Conspiracy Theories

Cartoon illustration of a robotic bird with camera eyes and antenna, representing the "Birds Aren't Real" conspiracy theory discussed on The Absurdists podcast.

From Denver International Airport and beyond, Marlo and Mary explore 10 mind-bending conspiracy theories.

Absurd Nursery Rhymes – Unraveling the Dark Origins of Childhood Favorites

The absurdity of Nursery Rhymes The Absurdists

The surprisingly dark origins behind the nursery rhymes we all grew up singing.

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