Manufacturer Not Responsible for Flights Attempted
Warning: This Episode May Cause Laughter What do fishing lures, frozen pizza, Superman capes, wheelbarrows, toilet brushes, and bottle rockets all have in common? Somehow, some way, they all needed warning labels. And in this episode of The Absurdists, Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy dive headfirst into the wonderfully ridiculous world of product warnings, bizarre […]
From Orbit to Outrageous: The Absurdity of Technology Takes Flight
On this episode of The Absurdists, Marlo and Mary take absurdity to new heights—literally. Broadcasting as a simulcast with The Tech Ranch, the duo dives headfirst into the story of astronauts Barry “Butch” Wilmore and Sunita Williams, who blasted off for an 8-day mission… and stayed for nine months. What began as a technical demonstration […]
Curtains, Curses, and Coded Chaos: An Absurdist Odyssey
Welcome to our latest deep dive into the wonderfully weird world of absurdity! In this episode of our absurdist podcast, “Curtains, Curses, and Coded Chaos: An Absurdist Odyssey,” hosts Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson explore an eclectic mix of theater superstitions, digital mishaps, and offbeat cultural quirks that redefine what it means to be truly […]
Absurd Origins: The Stories Behind Everyday Sayings
Welcome back! After a holiday hiatus, Marlo and Mary dive into the bizarre, funny, and often dark origins of common expressions we use every day. From “raining cats and dogs” to “kick the bucket,” this episode explores the fascinating history behind these sayings and how they’ve evolved over time. Along the way, you’ll […]
The Absurdity of Numbers: From Friday the 13th to Missing Donuts and Decimal Mishaps
Numbers: we use them to measure time, count calories, and set speed limits. They’re supposed to bring order to the chaos of life—but what happens when numbers get a little too absurd? In this laugh-filled episode of The Absurdists, co-hosts Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson unpack the bizarre world of numbers with stories so ridiculous, […]
The Great Pickleball Wars: How a Hybrid Sport is Splitting America’s Neighborhoods
In what might be the most unexpected cultural revolution of our time, a sport named after a dog is causing chaos in communities across America. Yes, we’re talking about pickleball, and no, no pickles are actually involved – though the debates it’s sparking are certainly getting salty. The Unexpected Rise of America’s New Obsession In […]
Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza: Unraveling the Mandela Effect
The Mandela Effect: When Our Collective Memory Plays Tricks On Us Remember when Darth Vader said, “Luke, I am your father”? Or when Captain Kirk would regularly say, “Beam me up, Scotty”? Well, prepare to have your mind blown – neither of these iconic phrases was ever actually said in their respective franchises. Welcome to […]
Autocorrect Fails, Graffiti Tales, and Velvet Confessions: The Absurdists Unleashed
From Velvet and Big Cucumbers to Absurdist Graffiti: A Wild Ride with Marlo and Mary On the latest episode of The Absurdists, Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy take us on another rollercoaster ride of hilarity and peculiar musings. From wardrobe confessions (blue velvet, anyone?) to the accidental messages that left their senders red-faced, the duo […]
Walking Down Memory Lane: Nostalgia, Humor, and Absurdity
In this delightful and laugh-out-loud episode of The Absurdists, co-hosts Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson take us on a whimsical stroll through the past. Together, they explore a variety of once-popular phenomena and inventions, rating them as either “Baby, Come Back” or “Forget About It.” Prepare yourself for an entertaining blend of nostalgia, absurdity, and […]
The Most Absurd World Records You Never Knew Existed
The Most Absurd World Records You Never Knew Existed Ever wonder who holds the record for balancing a running lawnmower on their chin? Neither had we, until this week’s episode. Marlo and Mary dove headfirst into the weird world of record-breaking achievements, and folks, it’s even stranger than we imagined. Did You Know People PAY […]
From Big Macs to Bless You: Laughing Through the World’s Weird Rituals
In this latest episode of The Absurdists, Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy dive headfirst into the hilariously quirky world of human rituals, customs, and behaviors that, at a closer look, seem utterly absurd. With their characteristic wit, the duo unravels the strange ways people engage with everyday customs and habits that many of us take […]
Unraveling the Absurd: Exploring 10 Mind-Bending Conspiracy Theories
Birds Aren’t Real: Government Drones in Disguise? One of the first conspiracy theories discussed is the internet-born idea that birds are actually government surveillance drones. According to this theory, all birds were replaced by mechanical lookalikes in the 1950s. Our hosts humorously point out the existence of ornithology and the impracticality of such a […]
Absurd Nursery Rhymes – Unraveling the Dark Origins of Childhood Favorites
In Episode 10 of The Absurdists, Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy take listeners on a journey into the absurdity of beloved childhood nursery rhymes. But this time, they’re not just recalling the catchy tunes from our youth—they’re digging deep into the surprisingly dark and twisted origins of these innocent-sounding jingles. Exploring the Dark Side of […]
The Absurdities of Travel, Doors, and… Crickets?
In this hilariously absurd episode of The Absurdists, hosts Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy take us on a whimsical journey through their recent experiences and quirky observations. Marlo shares stories from his recent travels to London and Paris, offering a unique perspective on everything from international McDonald’s menus to cross-cultural miscommunications. The episode kicks off […]
The Absurd Things That People Collect
Hey there, folks! Marlo Anderson here, and boy, do I have a doozy of an episode to share with you. This week on The Absurdists, Mary and I took a deep dive into some of the craziest collections you’ve ever heard of. I mean, we’re not talking about your run-of-the-mill stamp collections here – we’re […]
Absurd Warning Labels That Defy Logic
Have you ever picked up a product and burst out laughing at its warning label? You’re not alone! In a recent episode of The Absurdists, hosts Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy took a deep dive into the world of the most bizarre and downright absurd warning labels ever slapped onto consumer products. Buckle up (but […]
Embracing Absurdity: A Journey Through Hyperconnectivity, Happiness, and Multitasking
Hey everyone! Mary and Marlo here, bringing you the highlights from our latest episode of The Absurdists. We had such a great time diving into some of the everyday absurdities we all face—hyperconnectivity, the pursuit of happiness, and, of course, the myth of multitasking. If you missed the episode, here’s a little taste of what […]
Ghosting, Busy Lives, and Whistle Inspectors
In this latest episode of The Absurdists, hosts Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy delve into the world of ghosting, the absurdity of modern communication, and the hilarious antics of prank calls. As always, they bring their unique blend of humor and insight to everyday situations that are anything but ordinary.
Absurd Inventions and Hilarious Realities
Embracing the Absurd Highlights from the Latest Episode of The Absurdists In a world where logic fails and reason pales, two heroes rise above the mundane to bring you the absurd. Welcome back to another exciting episode of The Absurdists! This week, co-hosts Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy take us on a whimsical journey through […]
Countdown of the Eight Most Absurd Words Starting with the Letter B
The English language is brimming with bizarre and delightful words that add a touch of whimsy to our everyday conversations. In this post, we present a countdown of eight of the most absurd words starting with the letter “B,” leading up to the quirkiest of them all. 8. Befuddle Definition: To confuse or perplex. Usage: […]
The Seven Most Absurd Words Starting with the Letter A
The English language is full of wonderfully weird words that add a touch of whimsy to our conversations. Here, we present a countdown of the seven most absurd words starting with the letter “A,” leading up to the quirkiest of them all. 7. Acrasial Definition: Acting against one’s better judgment or usual behavior; ungovernable. Usage: […]
Unusual Laws and Laughable Legacies
Dive into the delightful madness of “The Absurdists” with hosts Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy in our inaugural episode! This week, we explore some of the most bewildering and hilariously inexplicable laws from across the United States. From prohibitions on wearing false teeth without spousal approval to bans on misplacing misplaced pigeons, our hosts tackle […]
From ‘Why’ to ‘Why Not’: A Journey Through America’s Most Uniquely Named Towns
Welcome to another episode of “The Absurdists,” where logic takes a back seat and curiosity reigns supreme. In this episode, titled “From Why to Why Not,” hosts Mary Murphy and Marlo Anderson take us on a verbal escapade across the American landscape, not by car or plane, but through the intriguing stories behind some […]
Road Trippin USA – Weird and Absurd Town Names in the United States
Does the name of a town in the United States really matter? Well, apparently not in Colorado. No Name, Colorado – pop 269 2022 – Garfield County and a part of the Glenwood Springs area. Rumor has it that this name was chosen due to voters writing “No Name” on the ballots when the town […]
Absurd Things You Can’t Do in Nevada
Here are just a few of Nevada law’s that will leave you scratching your head… You can’t pawn while intoxicated Nevada law 646.060 prohibits a pawnbroker from accepting property from certain classes of persons. One category is people who are intoxicated. So, instead of going and pawning that collection of baseball cards your grandfather left […]