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Engage, React, and Discover with The Absurdists!

Six polls that demand your worst takes. Quizzes that prove you know more useless trivia than your friends. Tell us what is true. Tell us what is absurd. There are no wrong answers — well, sometimes there are, but we will not judge you out loud. Take a quiz and see your score—compare results with friends or share your achievements on social media.

Leave Slightly Wiser

 Every poll and quiz drops a new fact you did not know you needed. We promise you will repeat at least one of them at dinner this week.

Steer the Show

Your votes do not just sit there — they tell us what to cover next. The episodes you love most often started as somebody else.s poll answer.

Vote on the Absurd

No wrong answers. Probably.

Pineapple on pizza?

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Best absurd warning label?

Cereal: milk first or cereal first?

Get Started!

Scroll down. Pick the absurd. Disagree with strangers.

— An Absurdity from Marlo

“There is a town in Texas literally named Earth. Population 1,065. None of them have been to Earth.”