Six polls that demand your worst takes. Quizzes that prove you know more useless trivia than your friends. Tell us what is true. Tell us what is absurd. There are no wrong answers — well, sometimes there are, but we will not judge you out loud. Take a quiz and see your score—compare results with friends or share your achievements on social media.
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Vote on the Absurd
No wrong answers. Probably.
Pineapple on pizza?
Vote recorded. You and the rest of the absurdists.
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Your taxonomy crime has been logged.
Best absurd warning label?
Excellent choice. The lawyers thank you.
Cereal: milk first or cereal first?
Filed under "everyday absurdities."
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Scroll down. Pick the absurd. Disagree with strangers.